I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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