Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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