thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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