Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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