I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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go home
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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