i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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