I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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