Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
3 2 1 whiskey
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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