So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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