3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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