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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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