So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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