This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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