bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We left the knife in your bed.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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