I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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