i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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