it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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