Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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