omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She's the barista slut.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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