Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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