she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
