i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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