good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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