we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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