Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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