i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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