Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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