Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think your dad took our porno
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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