You surviving the open bar?
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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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