i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
