What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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