Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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