Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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