try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
