Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
COCAINE IS GR8
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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