So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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