How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His hands were made for my vagina.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
