You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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