Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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