Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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