I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
do nipples grow back?
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