did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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