How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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