i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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