sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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