She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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