we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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