Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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