I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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