he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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