What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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