Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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