Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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